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Geriatric Unit
GET OFF OUR LAWN!!
✎ Last edited by Boogeymonsir,
Leader · 2026-10-02 22:43:41 UTC
535
Standing
23
Members
15
At Level 65
#11
Server Rank
📜
NO GNOMES!
Message of the day · set by Evilpraetor · live from the game
Roster
23 members · 21 officers
Boogeymonsir
Leader
65 · 5,120 AA
Antavious
Senior Officer
65 · 4,601 AA
Duxeis
Senior Officer
65 · 2,589 AA
Evilmiker
Senior Officer
65 · 3,403 AA
Jancen
Senior Officer · BUFF BOT ONE
65 · 4,253 AA
Merisha
Senior Officer
65 · 4,527 AA
Michigan
Senior Officer · In need of a top hat and cane.
65 · 4,656 AA
Muelle
Senior Officer · Follows the ogre.
65 · 4,253 AA
Nokanjii
Senior Officer
65 · 2,441 AA
Rekimlive
Senior Officer · Lunch.
65 · 2,380 AA
Tawanu
Senior Officer
65 · 907 AA
Tawnteh
Senior Officer
65 · 4,322 AA
Tiamat
Senior Officer · Destroyer of Worlds
65 · 4,670 AA
Aretain
Senior Officer
56 · 391 AA
Nevinyrral
Senior Officer
51 · 1,719 AA
Geriatric
Senior Officer · GUILD BANKER
20 · 0 AA
Geriatrics
Senior Officer · GUILD SPELL VENDOR - EOM HOLDER
20 · 0 AA
Sailorjerry
Senior Officer
18 · 0 AA
Kotodis
Senior Officer · Miker
1 · 0 AA
Mikeracho
Senior Officer
1 · 0 AA
Orkadomis
Senior Officer · Miker
1 · 0 AA
Antarsis
Senior Member
65 · 4,306 AA
Junnar
Senior Member
65 · 2,205 AA
Standing
Planes of Power unlocked
13 of 16 accounts
13 accounts have begun the Time flag.
Active in the last 14 days
17 of 23
Average level
49.7 · peak 65
Alternate advancement
2,467 avg · 3,642 at 65
Raid kills · last 7 days
1,391
From the server kill log — every group size, not just ranked runs.
The log is pruned weekly, so this is current raid tempo rather than a lifetime total.
⚔ Top Contributors
who is carrying Geriatric Unit · top 12 of 23| Member | Raid kills | AA | Discoveries | Days played |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Boogeymonsir Leader · lvl 65 | 8 | ♛ 5,120 | 21 | ♛ 62.3 |
| Merisha Senior Officer · lvl 65 | ♛ 40 | 4,527 | 6 | 29.4 |
| Jancen Senior Officer · lvl 65 | 38 | 4,253 | ♛ 57 | 60.1 |
| Michigan Senior Officer · lvl 65 | 34 | 4,656 | 16 | 41.4 |
| Antavious Senior Officer · lvl 65 | 17 | 4,601 | 7 | 50.9 |
| Antarsis Senior Member · lvl 65 | 17 | 4,306 | 3 | 35.8 |
| Duxeis Senior Officer · lvl 65 | 14 | 2,589 | 0 | 21.8 |
| Tiamat Senior Officer · lvl 65 | 11 | 4,670 | 0 | 45.1 |
| Nokanjii Senior Officer · lvl 65 | 11 | 2,441 | 0 | 22.6 |
| Tawnteh Senior Officer · lvl 65 | 10 | 4,322 | 0 | 31.5 |
| Evilmiker Senior Officer · lvl 65 | 9 | 3,403 | 8 | 61.0 |
| Muelle Senior Officer · lvl 65 | 7 | 4,253 | 7 | 55.8 |
Ranked by how many columns a member leads, then raid kills. Every figure is
per character, not per account — a roster of alts can't inflate it. Raid kills
count from when tracking began.
🏆 Achievements
44 / 152 pts 11 of 11 earned · worth 13% of guild standing⚔
Slayers of Norrath
IV
3,670,349 kills · 1,329,651 more for V
⚔ Slayers of Norrath
Lifetime creatures felled across every member account.
I100,000
II500,000
III1,000,000
IV2,500,000
V5,000,000
Currently 3,670,349 kills;
1,329,651 more earns V.
⚑
Planar Vanguard
III
13 accounts · 12 more for IV
⚑ Planar Vanguard
Accounts that have opened the Planes of Power.
I1
II5
III10
IV25
Currently 13 accounts;
12 more earns IV.
★
Masters of Time
III
13 accounts · 12 more for IV
★ Masters of Time
Accounts holding the complete Plane of Time flag.
I1
II5
III10
IV25
Currently 13 accounts;
12 more earns IV.
✧
Enlightened
III
56,743 AA · 43,257 more for IV
✧ Enlightened
Alternate advancement earned across the roster.
I10,000
II25,000
III50,000
IV100,000
Currently 56,743 AA;
43,257 more earns IV.
TRACKED
🐉
Wakers of the Sleeper
III
103 kills · 147 more for IV
🐉 Wakers of the Sleeper
Kerafyrm slain. The server kills him about 175 times a week.
I25
II50
III100
IV250
V500
VI1,000
Currently 103 kills;
147 more earns IV.
Counted from kills recorded since tracking
began — earlier kills can't be recovered.
●
Ever Present
II
17 active · 8 more for III
● Ever Present
Members seen in the last 14 days.
I5
II10
III25
IV50
Currently 17 active;
8 more earns III.
▲
The Ascended
II
15 at 65 · 10 more for III
▲ The Ascended
Members who have reached level 65.
I5
II10
III25
IV50
Currently 15 at 65;
10 more earns III.
TRACKED
⚡
The Caged God
I
3 kills · 2 more for II
⚡ The Caged God
Zebuxoruk slain -- roughly a dozen falls server-wide each week, so the first is worth as much as a hundred Kerafyrms.
I1
II5
III10
IV25
V50
VI100
Currently 3 kills;
2 more earns II.
Counted from kills recorded since tracking
began — earlier kills can't be recovered.
TRACKED
⌛
Beyond Time
I
16 kills · 9 more for II
⌛ Beyond Time
Quarm slain at the end of the Plane of Time gauntlet.
I10
II25
III50
IV100
V250
Currently 16 kills;
9 more earns II.
Counted from kills recorded since tracking
began — earlier kills can't be recovered.
✦
Pathfinders
I
185 finds · 315 more for II
✦ Pathfinders
Items discovered first by a member -- permanent, and unfakeable.
I100
II500
III1,000
IV2,500
V5,000
Currently 185 finds;
315 more earns II.
TRACKED
☸
Inquisition
I
13 kills · 12 more for II
☸ Inquisition
Lord Inquisitor Seru slain.
I10
II25
III50
IV100
V250
Currently 13 kills;
12 more earns II.
Counted from kills recorded since tracking
began — earlier kills can't be recovered.
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